Sample Smartass Answers

Q. Where do you want to be five years from now?
A. As far away from you as possible.

Q. Why should I hire you?
A. Because they say that you should always hire people who are better than you!

Q. Why did you apply for this job?
A. I got bored thinking of excuses why I wasn't working.

Q. What is your greatest weakness?
A. Probably a tie between being stupid and not getting along with people.

Q. What is the most creative thing you have done?
A. Create that resume you are holding in your hand.

Q. What mistake would we make if we hire you?
A. What mistakes wouldn't you make if you hire me!

Q. What was the last book you read?
A. A Beginner's Guide To Violence In The Workplace.

Q. Why is a manhole cover round?
A. Because there is real shortage of square-shaped men in the world. 

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